Novelty Gift Hunter Mugs

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Toilet Tissue Typist.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Raincloud Umbrella

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Football heads...

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Builders bum

Loud Quitting

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Frogs playing basketball.

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Snake accessories.

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

Hamster Wheel/Hamster Wall of Death.

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'