Novelty Gift Givers Pillows

Horse with fast-food nose bag.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Elton John

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Leaking backpack.

It's the thought that counts!

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

Marxist Elephant

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Builders bum

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

Loud Quitting

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"