Novelty Gift Givers Pillows

Horse with fast-food nose bag.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

It's the thought that counts!

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Leaking backpack.

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Builders bum

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

Snake accessories.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

Frank Loved Bubblewrap