Novelty Gift Creator Pillows

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Leaking backpack.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Builders bum

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Loud Quitting

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

Cave painting merchandise for sale

Snake accessories.

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.