Novelty Gift Creator Prints

'I thought you said you did ships in bottles.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Elton John

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Leaking backpack.

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Builders bum

Snake accessories.

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Cave painting merchandise for sale

My latest invention -- "The Comedy Club".

Loud Quitting

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!