Creative Gift Giver Prints

"Fetch!"

Cocktails for dogs

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

Birthday Racing Car

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Valentines Balloons

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

A feminist Christmas.

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

Santa's Out Tray.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'