Creative Gift Giver Prints

"Fetch!"

Cocktails for dogs

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Birthday Racing Car

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

A feminist Christmas.

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'