Unique Gift Seekers Pillows

One of a kind.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Traffic calming ahead.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

House Broken.

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Pavlov's Dog at Christmas time...

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Tinder

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"Money or your beard!"

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Octopus

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!