Collecting Unique Gifts Pillows

Clown on bike.

Fly Football

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Bathroom Fairy

Apocalypse Research Center

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'Have you any W fronts?'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

A close shave on the Titanic...

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Tin Can Operation.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'I'll take ten, please.'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

The polar bear's vending machine.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

One of a kind.

Chippunks

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Feart!

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Wild fruit