'Not till you're sixteen.'
Collector Of Unusual Gifts Pillows
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'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'
Speed Dating for Turtles
"You're on a what?!"
'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'
"We're looking for something for our panic room."
"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."
Ball as water-melon.
"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."
"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."
'This book is so rare it's never been published.'
"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."
'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child
"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."
'Please enter your pin now.'
Fridge Magnets/Military Medals
The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.
"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"
'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'
'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'
"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"
"This will look great on our bedroom wall."
Reaction man - Road Rage Model
The Old Curiosity Shop
Pianist.
"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."
'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'
"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."
Graduated Cylinders...
And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!
Wild fruit
Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!
"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."
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