Collector Of Unusual Gifts Mugs

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

"You're on a what?!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Ball as water-melon.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Pianist.

The Old Curiosity Shop

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Wild fruit

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children