Collectors Of Oddities Mugs

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Pianist.

The Old Curiosity Shop

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Victorian Secret

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Unnatural History Museum