Collectors Of The Unusual Mugs

"You're on a what?!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

The Old Curiosity Shop

Pianist.

Victorian Secret

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin