Collectors Of Unique Items Mugs

Teddies They Rejected

"You're on a what?!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Posh Easter Egg

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Over-reaction Man.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Pianist.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children

Swiss Army General.

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

A Misdelivered Letter

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

"Well I think it looks nice"

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

Man climbing mountain with sink plungers.

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'