Collectors Of Unique Items Mugs

Teddies They Rejected

"You're on a what?!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Posh Easter Egg

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Over-reaction Man.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Pianist.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children

Swiss Army General.

A Misdelivered Letter

'He was just the same with my frankincense - more interested in the box!'

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

"Well I think it looks nice"

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

Man climbing mountain with sink plungers.

Spoonfest