Collectors Of The Unusual Prints

No caption (Nesting dolls look at a nesting casket).

"You're on a what?!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

Pianist.

The Old Curiosity Shop

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

Victorian Secret

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

"I like this one. Do you think it will look good when knocked from the table to the floor?"

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!