Collector Of Oddities Prints

Bob loved the outdoors. Wound up with quite a collection.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."

The Old Curiosity Shop

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"...you can't just keep dragging it to your desk."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Hell's first aid box...

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'I just don't know where we're going to put the rest of your humongous book collection about microscopic organisms.'

Man reading conspiracy theory books about to be sawn through the floor.

'Like to win an autographed bat,sir?'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"Surrey Antiques, there's something odd about the lamp you sold me."

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

5 & 10 store

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.