Oddity Collectors Prints

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'Too dressy?'

Over-reaction Man.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Crystal Ball Plug

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'