Oddity Collectors Pillows

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Over-reaction Man.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Crystal Ball Plug

'Too dressy?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'You caught it! You clean it!'