Collectors Of Quirky Items Pillows

Snake centrefolds.

Formula One fan with a steering wheel.

Toadstools

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Crystal Ball Plug

'Too dressy?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

'The stuff legends are made of'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'You caught it! You clean it!'

Vampire afternoon tea.