Quirky Souvenir Collectors Pillows

The future of medicine

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

I love the Shard

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Sister Cities

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Travellin' through?"

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."