Quirky Souvenir Collectors Mugs

The future of medicine

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

I love the Shard

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Sister Cities

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Too dressy?'

"Travellin' through?"

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."