Quirky Collector Of Memorabilia Mugs

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

(Camel paintings)

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Romantic Giraffes

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Raincloud Umbrella

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.