Quirky Collector Of Memorabilia Gifts

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

(Camel paintings)

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Romantic Giraffes

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Duck Hunt

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Raincloud Umbrella

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn