Quirky Collection Enthusiast Mugs

At the Cartoonists' Cash 'N' Carry...

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

(Camel paintings)

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Toadstools

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Romantic Giraffes

Piranhaclaus

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Raincloud Umbrella

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Ice shelfie.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.