Quirky Memorabilia Collector Mugs

"He loved New York."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Toadstools

Romantic Giraffes

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

(Camel paintings)

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Piranhaclaus

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Raincloud Umbrella

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Anorak anoraks'.