Quirky Gift Collectors Mugs

Huntin' Easter eggs.

'I'm sorry, but I only dance with podiatrists.'

Almost Done.

Wild fruit

'Bondage freak!'

Welcome Socks Without Partners

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Christmas dinner is half price today, Sir. Chef forgot to wash his hands before stuffing the turkey."

People entering Hell see Devil selling Deviled eggs.

"You're home early."

"I wish you had a convenient carrying handle."

'Wow! I didn't know we had a militant wing!'

'How romantic Dr Frankenstein, a flower made from the parts of other flowers.'

'It's CHRISTMAS!'

Sex Toy Story

Space Hopper present.

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

Beer.

"The dead bird means he loves you."

No, I had no idea there was an amazon.co.hl.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Speed Dating for Turtles

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Toadstools

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Piranhaclaus

Cheeze Wiz.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Emergency Phone.