Quirky Gifts Collector Mugs

"Really? Why?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Speed Dating for Turtles

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Toadstools

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Piranhaclaus

Cheeze Wiz.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Ball as water-melon.

'We have three minutes left.'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

How Amazon was invented

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Balloon dog poos.

High speed cinder block

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Kissing the Fish

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Will you be wanting this?'