Novelty Souvenir Collector Pillows

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Clown on bike.

Fly Football

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Recalculating route..."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Sister Cities

Bathroom Fairy

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Apocalypse Research Center

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

A close shave on the Titanic...

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Lavatory Waterfall

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"Roadkill cookies"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'