Novelty Souvenir Collector Pillows

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Clown on bike.

Fly Football

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Hay Rides $10

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Apocalypse Research Center

Sister Cities

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Bathroom Fairy

Lavatory Waterfall

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

A close shave on the Titanic...

'Have you any W fronts?'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Roadkill cookies"