Quirky Souvenir Collector Pillows

"Psychiatric convention"

Best selling Grand Canyon souvenirs.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Cheeze Wiz.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Inflating Boobs.