Quirky Souvenir Collector Pillows

"Psychiatric convention"

Best selling Grand Canyon souvenirs.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Raincloud Umbrella

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Ice shelfie.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

It's great for pulling the birds!