Quirky Ornament Collector Pillows

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Romantic Giraffes

Raincloud Umbrella

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Ball as water-melon.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Ice shelfie.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.