Quirky Charm Collector Pillows

'Oh my gosh, Bad luck! She's going to cross my path right behind me!'

Horse has a lucky human shoe instead of a horseshoe.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Duck Hunt

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Cheeze Wiz.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Good Luck in your Exams.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Inflating Boobs.