Quirky Charm Lover Pillows

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Freak Family.

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Tonight's specials are printed on the side of the barn. ? Bar.

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

Good Luck

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Mouse on mouse action.

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

Snake Charmer

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Helena Bonham Carter

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

#1 Jerk-off