Quirky Charm Lover Mugs

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I even love the way you snore!'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Flatware Follies.

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Good Luck

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Snake Charmer

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Mouse on mouse action.

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

"Always standing out from the crowd."