Quirky Ornament Enthusiast Pillows

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

Cake Free Zone

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Karataoke

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Fishing for Birds

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Rogue elephant

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Outré or simply bad?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Pencil eraser."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Carnations.

I love you Geyser...

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

So what else did you get for your birthday?

Giant sandwich bags.

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

"Butt cracker"