Collector Of Quirky Items Pillows

Antique Anvil Collectors Item - "Collectors item means you collect it."

"And here's my wine cellar. It can hold 4,000 bottles, in theory."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'This nuthouse you're hoarding is going to land you in the nuthouse.'

Trader captured by own toys

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Toadstools

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Piranhaclaus

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Anorak anoraks'.