Collector Of Quirky Items Pillows

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

Antique Anvil Collectors Item - "Collectors item means you collect it."

"And here's my wine cellar. It can hold 4,000 bottles, in theory."

Jack Daniels-In-A-Box.

Toyland Pool. Mister Potato Head got the lifeguard job? He has lots of eyes.

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'This nuthouse you're hoarding is going to land you in the nuthouse.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Trader captured by own toys

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Toadstools

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Duck Hunt

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Piranhaclaus

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."