Collectors Of Quirky Art Pillows

'The sign outside says this is a second-hand store...'

'He calls himself a 'green' bottle....'

'This will sting for just a minute.'

"I need 7 billion leaflets saying 'Surrender Earthlings'!"

Toadstools

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Piranhaclaus

The Food Chain

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

The End is Nigh

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Too dressy?'

Crystal Ball Plug

"Well, they look friendly enough."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.