Collecting Quirky Art Pillows

Potatoes.

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

"We won't have to operate after all -- Your disease has been reclassified as a personal quirk."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Skeleton playing fetch.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The Food Chain

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"She's a miniature."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A Tumble Cow

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Drunk Barber

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

Veloci-Rapper

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

Mouse returns home from work.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Alabama Traffic Jam

Clone Factory

Casting in the swamp.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

'I had a cough at the time!'

Hammer and Anvil.

Decaying corpse