Lover Of Quirky Art Pillows

The Food Chain

"Get your knockoff pretzels."

Making the best of it

The Grim Reaper's pets.

'Hmmmm! Third time he's been back he MUST be keen.'

'Oh... hell!' (fish bowl)

Men Fishing Into Coffee Mugs.

This is Umpopa, a witch doctor - he says he knows how to shrink hemorrhoids.

Role Reversal

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Beware of the frog"

Large, wrinkly

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Egyptian Football

Drunk Barber

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Fly Artist

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Family Butcher.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

allovertheplace.com

A small man under a giant microscope.

When lice dream.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Elephant and Castle