Loves Quirky Art Pillows

'It's a bill collector!'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Food Chain

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

Large, wrinkly

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Egyptian Football

Drunk Barber

"Outré or simply bad?"

Fly Artist

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Family Butcher.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

allovertheplace.com

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A small man under a giant microscope.

Ether Island

When lice dream.

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Elephant and Castle

Musical Pipe

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'