Loves Quirky Art Pillows

'It's a bill collector!'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Food Chain

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Beware of the frog"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Large, wrinkly

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Egyptian Football

Drunk Barber

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Fly Artist

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

allovertheplace.com

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Family Butcher.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

A small man under a giant microscope.

When lice dream.

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Elephant and Castle

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Musical Pipe

Naked Furniture