Fun And Quirky Art Lover Pillows

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

The Food Chain

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Large, wrinkly

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

Egyptian Football

Drunk Barber

"Outré or simply bad?"

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Fly Artist

Sorry

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

allovertheplace.com

A small man under a giant microscope.

Ether Island

When lice dream.

Elephant and Castle

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Who's the artist?"

Naked Furniture

True Mime