Lovers Of Quirky Art Pillows

A small man under a giant microscope.

Flying pigs

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

The Food Chain

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"She's a miniature."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Drunk Barber

"Frosty the Repairman"

Family Butcher.

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Potatoes.

'It's a bill collector!'

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Football Fish

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

Two men in urns holding hands

Family Portrait

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"Get your knockoff pretzels."