Collectors Of Quirky Art Gifts

'The sign outside says this is a second-hand store...'

'He calls himself a 'green' bottle....'

'This will sting for just a minute.'

"I need 7 billion leaflets saying 'Surrender Earthlings'!"

Toadstools

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Piranhaclaus

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

The Food Chain

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

The End is Nigh

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Crystal Ball Plug