Collectors Of Funny Art Gifts

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

The End is Nigh

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

The Heating Oil Problem.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Just Browsing.

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Witless protection prgram

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."