Collector Of Humorous Art Gifts

The End is Nigh

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. I

'KISS you? -- Let's have dinner and a movie first, and then we'll see.'

Golfer in a tree.

Hollywood Sign Developers

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Bert's dog training.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Eat me"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Cake Free Zone

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Easter Island Shades...

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Vanna White: The Later Years.