Collector Of Funny Art Gifts

A drunk man attacking an umbrella stand

Training Frame for Cat Burglars

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

The End is Nigh

Pampered Pets.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Look a huge bird!'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Just Browsing.

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

Up Pariscope.

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Golfer in a tree.

Gonna Suck

Alcoholic's X-Ray

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

Dizzy Spider

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.