Collector Of Funny Art Pillows

A drunk man attacking an umbrella stand

Training Frame for Cat Burglars

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

The End is Nigh

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Just Browsing.

Boxers vs. Briefs

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

Golfer in a tree.

Alcoholic's X-Ray

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Gonna Suck

Dizzy Spider

Up Pariscope.

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

'Son, it's time we told you. There are some people in this world who don't LIKE brussels sprouts...'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'