Collectors Of Humorous Art Pillows

'Jeez, Shirley will be mad at me... There's a spot on my jacket!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

The End is Nigh

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Just Browsing.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

Witless protection prgram