Collectors Of Humorous Art Mugs

'Jeez, Shirley will be mad at me... There's a spot on my jacket!'

Hollywood Sign Developers

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

The End is Nigh

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Pampered Pets.

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Just Browsing.

Boxers vs. Briefs

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Witless protection prgram

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."