Collecting Funny Art Pillows

Skeleton playing fetch.

"And where have you been all night?! Your eyes are all glazed over."

The Seal of Approval.

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

'Put down the bow kid and nobody gets hurt.'

Cold Judgmental Stares $1

Dog Vendor

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Fly reading glasses

"Hot enough for ya'?"

Alcoholic's X-Ray

The stockings were hung by the chimney with Clare.

Caterpillar Fake ID

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

The End is Nigh

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Potatoes.

Just Browsing.

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Gonna Suck

Up Pariscope.