Collecting Funny Art Gifts

Skeleton playing fetch.

"And where have you been all night?! Your eyes are all glazed over."

The Seal of Approval.

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

'Put down the bow kid and nobody gets hurt.'

Cold Judgmental Stares $1

Dog Vendor

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Pampered Pets.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Fly reading glasses

"Hot enough for ya'?"

Alcoholic's X-Ray

The stockings were hung by the chimney with Clare.

Caterpillar Fake ID

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

The End is Nigh

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

'Look a huge bird!'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Potatoes.

Just Browsing.

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Boxers vs. Briefs

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."