Collecting Humor Art Gifts

Fruit Cake Production Line.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

The Horse Rider.

Boxers vs. Briefs

"I came the minute I heard!"

Elephant and the Vet's Glove.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: And After the Plague of Locusts.

'Brace yourself Rookie - a bowl overdose is never pretty.'

''Am I Going Crazy' to win in the 4.30.'

"'Tis but a flurry."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Vegetarian Birds

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

The End is Nigh

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Pampered Pets.

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

Just Browsing.

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Insurance quote.

"Is the snapper fresh?"

Urp! Homo Eructus.

Golfer in a tree.

Gonna Suck

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.