Collections Of Funny Art Pillows

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

The End is Nigh

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Potatoes.

Just Browsing.

Boxers vs. Briefs

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

"I recommend the mushrooms."

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

Gonna Suck

"These choir robes are so hot, I'm glad I went commando."

Up Pariscope.

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

Alcoholic's X-Ray

Golfer in a tree.

'That's 'Mister old fart' to you!'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.